If the Arisen could post on the notice board:
WANTED
- My heart back
- My heart back without all this nonsense about fighting oversized flying magical newts
- Shopkeepers who do not blush creepily whenever I buy things from them
- Portly nobles who do not blush creepily whenever I buy things from them
- Innkeepers who do not blush creepily whenever I talk to them
- JUST STOP BLUSHING ALREADY
- Pawns who would just shut up about all roads leading to Gran Soren
- Pawns who would not jump in the Gran Soren fountain because it’s really embarrassing when they do
- Pawns who would stop enchanting my Holy weapons with some other element when we’re fighting the Ur-Dragon
- An Ur-Dragon that would not roost on that ruined tower just to spite me
- Griffins that actually show their beaks when there’s a bounty on them
- Drakes that actually show their scaly snouts when there’s a bounty on them
- My actual love of my life, instead of the creepily blushing people mentioned above
- Who preferably does not require me to do ridiculous things like escort them to far-off dangerous places when they’re just too frail to take ten steps outside the capital
- Or KILL THEM
- Sweet little girls, not stuck-up and bossy terrors who treat me like some lowly servant
- Who do not blush creepily when I’m talking to them either!
if the animes can wear the same clothes for 43 episodes in a row then why can’t i
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FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
- TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
- YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
- NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
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so i heard cerberus bought tumblr or something? yay new daddy
Fenris: You and I don’t always agree, but…
Hawke: But…?
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